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Zoe Lucker
This fan page is
dedicated to Tanya Turner
Jon & Mercia’s favourite character from
footballers wives.
Some call it trash
TV, some love it some hate it but TANYA (Zoe Lucker) is the best. A true slapper
with a fag stuck permanently in her gob and a gin and tonic welded to her hand.
Oh how we love our
Tanya – classic lines such as “What did you go and do that for you silly Twat”
make sure that she will live forever in the annals of cult TV. Long suffering
wife of her knuckle dragging husband, she sleeps, drinks, snorts and connives
her way onto our screens in a glorious blaze of fabulous trashiness and self
interest- We love you Tanya and think you’re the best.

Our Tanya –
the woman we all aspire to be……...we luv ya

Questions we need the answers to
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How do you get nails like that ?
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Can you dial a phone with them ?
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What if you get something in your eye ?
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Where DID you get that GORGEOUS black dress you wore to seduce
the new boy (You know the one with the pidgeon chest and funny flat end to his
nose)
So
sign our guestbook and tell us why you think our Tanya is the woman we should
all aspire to be


Whats wrong with ‘me baby ?